Not the Threat

Printed to order — cast time 2–3 days, delivery 2–5.

Every shirt is pressed fresh in the USA when you order it (no dusty warehouse stock), then USPS takes it the rest of the way. Most orders land in 5–7 business days total.

• $4.89 flat shipping — FREE over $75

• Tracking number sent the moment it ships

• Track it at instant speed or forget it until it shows up — both playstyles supported

Don’t look over here. Nothing developing over here. Definitely NOT the threat.

A soft, innocent bunny (holding a knife) pleading NOT THE THREAT — the official shirt of everyone quietly assembling a win two turns out. Pairs dangerously well with our Threat frog.

• Soft ring-spun cotton with a classic unisex fit
• Printed to order in the USA — on press within 2–3 business days
• Sizes XS–5XL in 4 colors
• 30-day money-back guarantee — if it’s wrong, we make it right

The Misplay Protection Policy

If your order shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we make it right — that's on us.

• Damaged or defective → full refund or free reprint, no judge call required

• You have 30 days to let us know

• Item unused, in the condition it arrived

• Email contact@shirtcg.com — an actual human reads it

We're a small shop, not a faceless corporation. If something's off, reach out — we'd rather fix your order than lose a player.